People Just Need To Chill

Some people just need to relax. A New Jersey brewery has taken New Jersey’s reputation for being all highways and named some beers in honor of highway exits in Jersey. This has got the turnpike authority and MADD concerned that it might promote drunk driving. I don’t know what to fear more, that people are stupid or bored enough to try to drum up controversey where these is none, or that they might be right and someone will take a slug from “Exit 4 Beer” and say “Hey, let’s throw the case in the car and go see what exit 4 is like.”